Humor Conquers All

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Ah! Thank you kindly, sir
for informally informing me
of where my head should rightly be!
Atop the neck, ‘tween the shoulders?
(Which stand magnificent as boulders)
And not, you say, down below
where my legs sway to and fro?
Why, I believe you are correct in what you say,
and I thank you for dismissing me from my dismay!

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[and the other man just walked away]